Hilarious missive of the alphabet from a debtor to his creditor

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Dear Sir,


I get got the accolade to admit receipt of your correspondence dated the twelfth of April, 2017, yesteryear which, for the tertiary time, you lot require the repayment of the coin which I owe you.

First of all, I create non dispute my debt together with I intend to reimburse you lot as before long as possible.

However, I would similar to inform you lot that I yet get got many other creditors, all every bit honorable as you, together with I as good want to repay them.

Therefore, I encounter myself obliged, every month, to cash inwards one's chips on yesteryear drawing lots.
So I set all the names of my creditors inwards a chapeau together with I line 1 at random together with I hasten to pay dorsum immediately.

I promise your get upwards volition hold upwards drawn soon.


I am for sure that you lot volition hold upwards able to empathize the motivation of my approach and, beingness convinced that you lot volition hold upwards 1 of the happy winners of the draw, I promise you lot practise simply about mensurate of patience on your part.

In the meantime, I extend my sincere greetings to you, together with I inquire that you lot accept, Sir, the assurance of my distinguished sentiments.

P.S.: Given the really unfriendly note of your final letter, I want to as good inform you lot that you lot volition non participate inwards the side yesteryear side two draws!


Again, get got my sincere greetings together with create delight extend my proficient wishes to the members of your family.

Best Regards,
Dr. Ndidi-Amaka Ojiofogala, Ph.D.
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