by Miz Tee
IGBO WOMAN:
Customer: Madam, how much is your yam?
Igbo Woman: Just N1000, nne.
Customer: For this modest yam, sell 250 jor.
Igbo Woman: Awu, fine girl, considering how beautiful you lot are I would convey given you lot for free, but you lot know that dollar has gone upwards now. Ordinary 5kg fertilizer straight off na N5,000 for market.
Customer: Madam delight it's okay. Bring 1 for me.
Igbo Woman: Just one? Buy to a greater extent than na.
Customer: I simply desire one.
Igbo Woman: Okay. But I must say you lot that yam is scarce straight off o. By tomorrow, the cost would convey gone upwards o. Buy more.
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YORUBA WOMAN:
Customer: Madam, how much is your yam?
Yoruba Woman: 1,000
Customer: For this modest yam, sell 250 jor.
Yoruba Woman: Looks the immature lady from caput to toe.
Then she turns to her neighbour. "Abeg Iya Tosin, assistance me await later on my shop, I done commot."
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Customer approaches Iya Tosin. "Please where did she become to?"
Iya Tosin: Ah, she done become Ilorin o. She desire to become as well as run across her immature lady that lately delivered of a baby. She volition hold out dorsum side yesteryear side month. Sumber http://www.dnbstories.com/
IGBO WOMAN:
Customer: Madam, how much is your yam?
Igbo Woman: Just N1000, nne.
Customer: For this modest yam, sell 250 jor.
Igbo Woman: Awu, fine girl, considering how beautiful you lot are I would convey given you lot for free, but you lot know that dollar has gone upwards now. Ordinary 5kg fertilizer straight off na N5,000 for market.
Customer: Madam delight it's okay. Bring 1 for me.
Igbo Woman: Just one? Buy to a greater extent than na.
Customer: I simply desire one.
Igbo Woman: Okay. But I must say you lot that yam is scarce straight off o. By tomorrow, the cost would convey gone upwards o. Buy more.
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YORUBA WOMAN:
Customer: Madam, how much is your yam?
Yoruba Woman: 1,000
Customer: For this modest yam, sell 250 jor.
Yoruba Woman: Looks the immature lady from caput to toe.
Then she turns to her neighbour. "Abeg Iya Tosin, assistance me await later on my shop, I done commot."
***
Customer approaches Iya Tosin. "Please where did she become to?"
Iya Tosin: Ah, she done become Ilorin o. She desire to become as well as run across her immature lady that lately delivered of a baby. She volition hold out dorsum side yesteryear side month. Sumber http://www.dnbstories.com/