After a disastrous election result, inwards which she genuinely lost seats together with a slim Conservative bulk to a communist lunatic associated amongst terrorists, Theresa May has decided that she is together with hence practiced at politics that the solid reason wants her to remain on equally Prime Minister. It besides way she gets to proceed her chapeau budget.
“I wanted to plough over a larger majority," May said later returning from Buckingham Palace, where the Queen, who is besides fond of hats, allowed her to shape a minority government. "That was non the number nosotros secured. And I’m distressing for all those candidates together with hard-working political party workers who weren’t successful...blah, blah, blah."
May's Conservative Party, which lost xiii seats to teach exclusively 318 (below the 326 needed to ensure a majority) volition instantly move propped upwards past times the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP), which is basically a White Sharia Party from Northern Ireland, opposed to gay marriage.
Members of the Protestant community inwards Northern Republic of Ireland welcome the word of their accession to power. |
Major factors inwards allowing May to remain on are that the Tories are worried close who would supercede her, spell Brexit supporters are concerned that a leadership combat instantly would impairment the Brexit cause.
Steve Baker, chair of the influential pro-Brexit European Research Group of backbench MPs, said:
"My principal idea is that it’s essential that Conservative MPs back upwards Theresa May equally prime number government minister together with decease far possible to shape the most stable authorities possible."
Looney Labour leader Corbyn, who promised voters an inexhaustible provide of "gibsmedat," called for May to pace down, together with claimed he was the existent winner of the election because his political party gained 262 seats, upwards 30.
Corbyn's success ensures that the difficult left volition instantly consolidate their concord on the Labour Party together with drive it fifty-fifty deeper into the Earth past times turning it into a full-blown SJW-nutter party.
UKIP, equally usual, suffered from an electoral organization that favours large parties amongst back upwards inwards specific areas (Labour, Conservatives) or little parties amongst extremely concentrated back upwards (SNP, DUP). This forced UKIPers to vote tactically, but amongst petty to select betwixt the large parties, the UKIP vote separate both ways.
After a disappointing result, UKIP leader Paul Nuttall resigned, opening the way for Nigel Farage to brand a comeback. Speaking inwards a TV interview, Farage said:
"If the Brexit the British people voted for gets betrayed, I would bring no selection but to throw myself dorsum into full-time campaigning."
Does anyone incertitude that it is this man's destiny to i solar daytime decease Prime Minister?